Just Eat It
13 OctI have reasons to make a change:
**I feel nauseous after I eat.
**My mom had cancer when she was 37 and I am turning 34 next month.
**I’m struggling with low energy & dramatic mood swings.
**My kids need to eat more vegetables.
**I’d like to lose weight.
I have history: I grew up eating healthy.
**Whole Wheat: My dad made me eat cracked wheat mush nearly every day for breakfast whether I wanted to or not (on Saturdays mom made whole wheat pancakes.) Any kind of baked goods, my mom made with 100% whole wheat flour that she ground in her electric wheat mill. Bread, rolls, pasta, cookies- all 100% whole wheat.
**No Sugar: Mom only used honey for sweetening things like cookies. When she made pancakes, she would make a little syrup on the stove boiling honey & water together.
**Lots of vegetables: Most of what we ate either came from the garden or it was a kind of dried legume. When we had meat, it was a small part of the meal–a little hamburger in gravy to go over mashed potatoes. The only time I ever saw a chunk of meat on the table was Thanksgiving Day and Christmas day. Those days we had roast turkey, although one year, I remember going to Grandma Bennion’s house and she had made some kind of a baked brisket. It was so good. On the menu for dinner at the Hansen house depended on the season.
Early spring: Asparagus soup or Broccoli soup; lettuce
Late spring: boiled potatoes with cream sauce & peas; steamed green beans; milk; cantaloupe
Summer: tomato & cucumber salad; mashed potatoes; corn on the cob; milk; or garlic & parmesan cheese coleslaw; watermelon
Fall: split pea soup; bread & butter; milk;
Winter: home-canned tomatoes poured over rice & homemade cheese; milk
The eating healthy train is derailed:
Then I left home to go to college. I ate the cafeteria and reveled in the glorious bounty of meat and gravy, white flour pasta, cookies, pudding, and cake.
I gained 10 pounds.
Then I went to basic training for the army. I ate in the Dining Facility. Everything they gave me, I ate. I was so worried about having enough fuel to work with. I didn’t eat syrup on my pancakes though–I couldn’t stomach that much sugar in the morning. I would pour the strawberry yogurt we got on my pancakes in place of syrup. Saved me time anyway.
I gained 10 more pounds. But to be fair, a lot of it was probably muscle since I went from not being able to do a single pushup to being able to pump out 42 in 2 minutes.
Back on track for a little while:
When I got back to college, I suddenly couldn’t stomach the cafeteria food anymore. I still had to eat at the cafeteria (since I was living in the dorms) but I switched to omelets for breakfast and bagels & salad for lunch and dinner. I just could not bring myself to eat all those meaty, gravy, fatty foods. I lost 15 pounds, but I’ve felt guilty about it for a long time–that I “starved” myself skinny.
Then about 3 weeks ago, I realized: I didn’t starve myself at all. I just went back to eating like I did at home as a girl, or as close to it as I could at the cafeteria. I chose to eat what didn’t make me feel sick: vegetables. The salads I ate were not just a bit of wimpy lettuce–the glorious thing about a cafeteria salad bar is all the chopped vegetables you want, and you don’t have to be the one who chopped them. My salads were a plateful of lettuce and broccoli and cauliflower and cucumbers and mushrooms and green peppers with chopped boiled egg and sunflower seeds and cherry tomatoes and baby carrots drenched in ranch dressing and cheddar cheese. There is nothing starving about that!
Marriage (in other words, keeping the Man happy):
About 2 weeks after our marriage, the Man of the House asked me, “When are we going to have meat for dinner?”
I was confused. “What are you talking about? I made chicken soup this week, pizza, hamburger gravy and mashed potatoes. All those things have meat.”
He said, “No I mean a chunk of meat.”
I did not know how to cook a chunk of meat. But I had The Joy of Cooking and 2 Relief Society cookbooks full of cream of mushroom soup casserole recipes. I learned how to cook pot roast, country fried steak, pork chops, and 5 kinds of chicken. After 2 weeks of eating a chunk of meat every day, I decided our budget couldn’t handle that much meat. Surely people didn’t eat like this all the time?
But a fundamental shift had occurred in my thinking. I no longer thought, “What am I cooking for dinner?” I thought “What meat am I cooking for dinner?” If there wasn’t meat in it, the Man of the House insisted that it wasn’t a “hearty” meal.
I did manage over time to shift some of his opinions. I made homemade cinnamon & raisin swirled bread and gradually, week by week, increase the amount of whole wheat flour in it until he liked to eat whole wheat bread. He insisted that there wasn’t a difference between margerine and butter. I only used butter. A month later at his mom’s house, he put margerine on his bread, took a bite and made an icky face. “What’s this?” he asked me. “Oh, that’s margerine,” I said, probably a little too smugly.
I reduced the amount of meat I cooked as much as I could, using only 1/4lb of hamburger per quart of spaghetti sauce and making things like stir fry that had lots of veggies. But my thinking was still, “What meat am I cooking for dinner?”
I’ve blamed the weight I’ve put on in the last 13 years on 6 pregnancies, but I think it had a lot to do with all the meat and all the desserts my husband wanted me to cook and my inability to not eat just one serving of said dessert.
Everybody is ready for a change:
The Man of the House has gradually come to his own realizations about eating healthy. He knows that the less processed a food is, the better for us it is. He likes to eat spinach, kale, and bok choy. And now, he is wanting to feel healthier too.
The Change: 4 changes for 3 weeks:
**Green Drinks. The plan is for the adults to drink 1 quart of green drink and for the kids to drink 1 cup to a pint of green drink every day. Here is my recipe for now:
2 1/2 cups water
6 cups kale or spinach or beet greens (I’m working up the courage to try comfrey)
1/2 tsp truvia
1/8 of a lemon (peel & all)
2-3 cups frozen fruit
1-2 small apples (sometimes)
Blended in my wimpy Walmart special blender.
I won’t go into all the reasons why this is good for you. Suffice to say, we are getting more raw veggies than we were before by a long shot. Kale & spinach are both packed with all kinds of nutrients.
I bought The Green Smoothie Diet by Robyn Openshaw. Much of what she said about how you should eat reminded me of what I grew up eating. It was good to have facts to show the Man of the House and the more I read about the nutrients in raw food, the more I realized how much I had been worrying about cancer. Now I know what to do about it.
**Less Cow milk. Being the daughter of a dairy man, I grew up on the gospel of milk is the best food on the planet. But after I read the research, I decided it might not be so. I stopped drinking milk ( I was drinking a gallon a week- more than twice what the rest of the family put together drinks) and realized that nauseous feeling I had all the time was caused by the cow milk. I’m considering getting a goat, to see if raw goat milk would sit better, but until then, no milk is better than processed milk.
**I have shifted my planning mindset back to “What vegetables and fruit are we having for dinner.” We aren’t going vegetarian or anything, but my focus is on the vegetables.
**I’m cooking with olive oil and coconut oil and a little butter. No more soybean based vegetable oil.
I also plan on eating **Less Sugar, but I didn’t manage that one yet. I’ve realized that I’m addicted to sugar.
Results:
After 3 weeks of green smoothies (although I didn’t make them every day- more like 3 times a week), only drinking 1-2 cups of milk per week, and using coconut oil instead of soybased oil:
I feel so much better! I don’t feel nauseous all the time and my mood swings have dramatically evened out. (I think the Man of the House is massively relieved.) Also, by the way,
I LOST 4 POUNDS. That might sound like a little thing, but I haven’t been able to lose more than 1/2 pound in a week for the last 12 years, and I had to carefully count my calories and exercise until I was red in the face and sweating buckets to do it.
I lost this 4 pounds (more than 1 pound a week) without suffering; without exercising, without spending hours planning meals and counting calories, without feeling hungry, and I ate more sugar than I should have. Like I’m talking about a whole bag of mellow cream pumpkins and 2 bags of Lindt chocolate truffles. (sorry for not sharing, Dear Husband.) Then there was Julia’s birthday cake and after school cookies and etc. etc. etc. Just think what might happen if I did not eat sugar and exercised a couple times a week!
Now I’m 38 pounds away from what I weighed when I was married and suddenly it doesn’t seem like a hard thing, but a possible thing that those pounds could go away.
Hurray for Green Drinks!!
Birthday #4 for Key Lime Pie
9 Octkey Lime Pie is 4!
(and I’m so glad because 3 is such a whiny age!)
Her favorite song is “The Smile Song” …If you chance to meet a frown, do not let it stay…
She also often asks me to sing “The Sunday Bean song”
which my brothers probably think is “Beans, beans, the magical fruit,” but it’s actually “Jesus wants me for a Sunbeam.”
And the “Naughty Flower song” which is “In my pretty garden the flowers are nodding” but we have to sing extra verses:
“In my pretty garden the flowers are silly” and “In my pretty garden the flowers are sleeping.”
Key Lime Pie likes to play baby horses, so she and I and Banana Cream Pie spend some time every day crawling around on the floor whinnie-ing and “eating” grass.
She is potty trained FINALLY. I tried lots of things, but the one that motivated her was that if she went on the potty, she could watch Dora the Explorer. We watch a lot of Dora, but I don’t have to change diapers. It is worth it.
Her favorite things to eat are toast, cheese, bananas, and raman noodles.
She likes to pretend to be Flynn Rider and carries around her “Flynn Rider purse.”
Last year for her birthday, she requested Chocolate Rapunzel Cake.
I don’t think I’ve ever had a kid with such a long memory. This year she requested Vanilla Flynn Rider Cake. And she wanted it to be round instead of square.
So I had the genius idea that if I couldn’t find a little Flynn Rider doll, that I could print out a little picture of the guy and tape him to a toothpick and stick him in the middle of the cake and voila! Flynn Rider Cake.
but then the Man of the House and I got into an intense, but civil, debate over this TV news anchor which maybe I will blog about later, or maybe not, because I’m kind of bored with the whole thing now.
Anyway, I got distracted by the debate and almost forgot to make the frosting until the last minute, hence I did forget to make the little Flynn Rider guy.
Key Lime Pie didn’t care. She had round vanilla Flynn Rider Cake.
Sadly, my new camera no esta aqui. Here, however, is my delicious recipe.
***Honey Vanilla Cake***
2/3 cup coconut oil
1 cup white sugar
1/4 cup honey
2 eggs
1 Tbsp vanilla
3 cups cake flour
2 1/2 tsp. baking powder
3/4 tsp. salt
1 1/4 cup evaporated milk (not sweetened condensed milk)
1. Preheat the oven to 325*F. In an electric mixer, cream the coconut oil with the sugar and honey. It will whip up fluffy just like butter does.
2. Add the eggs and vanilla, continue to beat on medium speed until the eggs are well incorporated.
3. Combine the dry ingredients in a separate bowl. Add them to the sugar mixture alternately with the milk until everything is blended in.
4. Pour the batter into 2 round cake pans and bake for 25-30 minutes.
Top with your favorite Vanilla buttercream frosting. I can’t tell you my recipe. I just whipped a stick of butter and added a little milk and powdered sugar until I thought it tasted right.
But I think the cake itself has such a lovely subtle flavor and frosting kind of covers it up (haha) so really just leave the frosting off if your family will let you get away with it.
Stumpy it is
25 Sep![]() |
| Apparently they use a vice to stretch the knee open during surgery. Maybe it’ll make one leg longer than the other. |
Tomorrow morning I take the DH in for surgery to repair a torn meniscus in his knee. Yesterday we were sitting on the couch and he outlined what I’m supposed to do with the insurance money if there is some kind of terrible knee surgery accident that kills him.
I told him the knee is pretty far away from vital organs, comparatively, and that worst case scenario, if they really messed things up, it might end in amputation. And that wouldn’t be so bad, I would just call him “Stumpy” for the rest of his life.
Also when people asked him a question he didn’t know, he could shake his head and say, “I’m stumped.”
bahahahahahah
Hopefully his sense of humor isn’t located in his right knee because it would be terrible to lose one’s leg and one’s sense of humor at the same time.
I’m being swallowed by a Boa Constrictor
19 Sep
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This is a true story. You might feel inclined to doubt it in the beginning, but it is all true.
I have a friend who has a friend (this is how urban legends usually start, I know, but I promise this is true.) We’ll call the friend Molly. Molly had a pet python. Molly had owned this python since he was just a little worm of a guy. She fed him & cared for him, and for fun, she would let him out of his cage to slither around the house.
This snake grew. He grew and he grew and he grew.
One day Molly woke up from from her nap and there, stretched out full length beside her was the python. Weird, she thought.
That day, or the day after, Molly realized that her snake hadn’t eaten in a long time, more than a week. She took her python to the vet to have him checked out–make sure there wasn’t anything wrong.
Her vet told her, “You need to get rid of the snake now…..
….because he is preparing to eat you.”
Apparently, before a python eats an animal, it will stretch out full length next to the animal, to make sure it is long enough to swallow the entire thing.
Are you freaked out? I totally was. But then, as I finished typing this last bit, I googled snake preparing to eat, and snopes popped up. It isn’t true. Rats. I heard it from such a trustworthy source, too.
I guess it is a stretch for the snake to be problem solving like that. “Just a little more, a little more. Dang! 2 inches short. I’ll have to wait to eat Molly a few more months.”
Here is something I saw with my own eyes, though. On craig’s list a year or so ago there was a bunk bed/reptile tank for sale, only $300. My friend sent me the link and I saw the photo of it with my own eyes. The bottom “bunk” was encased in plexiglass so as to house the snake. The top had a mattress on it.
I’ve always wondered two things:
“Who could stand the smell & heat so as to be able to sleep so near the snake?”
“Who would put their child in bed above a snake large enough to eat the child?”
–because a snake large enough to need a twin bed sized cage is pretty big. I’ve seen one in a cage that size in someone’s house and it was creepy. My whole mind was occupied with getting away fast. And I’m not in general scared of snakes. I just have a healthy respect for things that can crush me to death.
Momma don’t take my Kodachrome Away
18 SepI thought I just needed new batteries………
Turns out, my camera is dead. Now the Man of the House has an excuse to get that digital SLR he’s always wanted.
In the meantime, my blogging and documenting the kiddie pies’ growth is SERIOUSLY hampered.
Personally, I think a new Iphone would be the solution to this problem…..hint…hint….
In the mean time, I’ll have to come up with posts that only require the borrowing of other people’s pictures.
Coming soon……Homicidal Pets and Their [former] Owners
p.s. don’t you think square [brackets] are so much more ominous than (parenthesis)?
There’s got to be a way to make it sweeter
15 SepIt is amazing what a sincere apology plus lavish compliments can do for a girl’s happiness!
Today is a lovely fall day. Gentle rains have been falling since sunrise, and the air is cool. It is a lovely day for Pumpkin Cake. I know I’ve spoken disparagingly of cake mixes in the past, but there is one time when they are just the ticket, and that is when you are making a “dump” cake.
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Pumpkin “Dump” Cake
1 can (29oz) Pumpkin Puree
4 eggs
1 1/2 cups sugar
1 tsp ginger
2 tsp cinnamon
1 tsp salt
1/2 tsp ground cloves
2 cans (15 oz) evaporated milk
1 cake mix (yellow or spice cake)
1 stick butter
1/2 cup chopped pecans
1/2 cup coconut
Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 350*F
2. Mix pumpkin, eggs, sugar, and spices together. Stir in Evaporated milk.
3. Pour pumpkin mixture into a 9X13 casserole dish.
4. Dump the cake mix evenly over the top.
5. Sprinkle with pecans and coconut.
6. Melt the butter and drizzle it over everything.
7. Bake 45-55 minutes, or until a knife inserted in the center comes out mostly clean. Allow to cool at least a little before serving.
Serve with whipped cream.
P.S. This is pretty much my favorite dessert in the whole wide world, ever.
Apple Pie Danish
14 SepWhile I’m in the mood for apple pie, here is a recipe that I invented my very own self. Although it doesn’t raise any comments when I make it at home, I always receive rave reviews and recipe requests when I make it for people I’m not married to.
It really is the most delicious dessert ever.
Why I hate Chopped
14 Sep**Warning. Enormous Self-Pity Party follows. You may just want to click away and come back later.**
Everyone is a critic these days. And my family seems to think I’m some kind of gourmet chef hopeful that they need to guide in the right direction.
At the dinner table last night, this is what I heard:
I didn’t really like the apple pie; the apples were too chewy.
Seriously? I just made 100% from scratch apple pie with apples I picked from a tree myself, whole wheat flour & butter in the crust, and the ONLY thing that can be said for it is “the apples were too chewy”?
Why didn’t they just say:
You know how you spent all day on your feet today cutting up apples and blanching them and canning them in glass jars in all their beautiful caramel brown glory? And you know how you got all hot and sweaty because there isn’t even a fan in the kitchen, let alone A/C, and your back aches and your shoulders ache and your neck aches from stirring apples & sugar & spices together?
Yeah, that was all wasted.
And those 11 quarts of apple pie filling on the shelf? Don’t want them.
If your family isn’t as picky as mine and you like apple pie and want to can your own filling, there is a wonderful tutorial here that will take you step by step through the process. May you have better luck than I. Maybe I’ve set the bar too high for myself and that is why my family is hard to please. Maybe if we ate HamburgerHelper and Spaghetti O’s every night and the only pie they ever got was made by Walmart, they’d appreciate food more. I’m off to read out of my The Joy of Cooking cookbook because I’ve lost the joy and I need to find it again.
Why I hate “Chopped”
14 Sep**Warning. Enormous Self-Pity Party follows. You may just want to click away and come back later.**
Everyone is a critic these days. And my family seems to think I’m some kind of gourmet chef hopeful that they need to guide in the right direction.
At the dinner table last night, this is what I heard:
I didn’t really like the apple pie; the apples were too chewy.
Seriously? I just made 100% from scratch apple pie with apples I picked from a tree myself, whole wheat flour & butter in the crust, and the ONLY thing that can be said for it is “the apples were too chewy”?
Why didn’t they just say:
You know how you spent all day on your feet today cutting up apples and blanching them and canning them in glass jars in all their beautiful caramel brown glory? And you know how you got all hot and sweaty because there isn’t even a fan in the kitchen, let alone A/C, and your back aches and your shoulders ache and your neck aches from stirring apples & sugar & spices together?
Yeah, that was all wasted.
And those 11 quarts of apple pie filling on the shelf? Don’t want them.
If your family isn’t as picky as mine and you like apple pie and want to can your own filling, there is a wonderful tutorial here that will take you step by step through the process. May you have better luck than I. Maybe I’ve set the bar too high for myself and that is why my family is hard to please. Maybe if we ate HamburgerHelper and Spaghetti O’s every night and the only pie they ever got was made by Walmart, they’d appreciate food more. I’m off to read out of my The Joy of Cooking cookbook because I’ve lost the joy and I need to find it again.









