Ducks

Zeke: Mom, can Skeeter and I have gummy bears for breakfast?
Me: how about bread?
Zeke: Yeeees because I am a duck!
Me: would you like your bread toasted with butter?
Zeke: QUACK! I said yes to butter
Me: 😅thanks for the translation buddy
Zeke: Mom! You need to buy candy bars so I can be a wild duck.

Apparently wild ducks eat candy bars, you guys.